Movie Venom, to his Eddie: Pussy
Comic Venom: no!! don’t be mean!!!
Movie Venom, coiling around his Eddie: Pussy trashbag host
Comic Venom: No!!!!!!
Movie Eddie, not looking up from his phone, to his Venom: Parasite. Brat slime
Comic Eddie, aghast: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Comic Flash, looking between them all: Hmmm… Other Eddie is clearly a Bottom… Mine is a Top… I’m verse… You know, I think I could make this work, you guys.
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