Hey Hades, quick chat yo

You’re fuckin Hades Paradox Cup ಠ⌣ಠ Yeah that one where the fuckin rules change.

Lets see what this Cup has; a tournament consisting of 50 grueling matches, hm fitting, where the rules shift every 10 rounds, oh how nice to know.

Match 01-10: no restrictions. Okay we good OwOb

Match 11-20: Titan Cup rules apply. Sora fights alone and Summons are usable. Hmm okay good, good.

Match 21-30: Pain and Panic Cup rules apply. No special rules apply, even better.

Match 31-40: Cerberus Cup rules apply. Sora fights alone, can use Drive forms without your companions. Drive Gauge charges faster. Theres a time limit, win befor the time expires. Motherfuck ಠ⌣ಠ

Match 41-50: Sora fights alone…Summons and Drives are sealed. ಠ⌣ಠ

So lets just say by some mcfucking miracle, I survive half the bullshit up to Match 49. What are enemies in this one~?

Oh lets throw in Cloud, Leon, Tifa, and Yuffie there ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ because thats totally fair.

Almost as fair as fighting the Lingering Will

Yeah lmao okay sure Hades right the fuck away. Imma go die and yell into the void about my life choices now.