Cute blog! How about some drunk organization headcanons?

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Xemnas – He’s
like that drunken aunt who attends family parties and get-togethers. Will
probably be sat in the corner sipping wine and judging everyone. He doesn’t
even try to hide it.

Xigbar – The
dancing drunk who can’t actually dance. Like once he reaches a certain point he’s
just gonna be dad dancing all over the place. Will probably injure himself at
some point too.

Xaldin – He’s
definitely gonna be sat in the corner with Xemnas, also judging everyone. He’s that
drunk who loudly denies being drunk despite the fact that their words are
slurred and barely coherent.

Vexen – That drunk
who literally just talks complete shit. No one knows what he’s babbling about
half the time, but he just won’t shut the fuck up.

Lexaeus – No one
can even tell when this guys drunk. He’ll just be sat like a rock somewhere,
seemingly totally unaffected by the alcohol. The only giveaway of his drunken
state is that his cheeks slowly turn more and more rosy.

Zexion – He’d
definitely be an angry drunk. What he lacks in height he makes up for in fury!
Has a terrible alcohol tolerance tho so it’s not long before he passes the fuck
out.

Saїx – The drunk
that constantly hiccups. He’d try so hard to seem unaffected and sober but he’s
just gonna be breaking into fits of hiccups constantly. Also looks very done
with life and just wants to go home.

Axel – The deep
and meaningful drunk who constantly asks annoyingly philosophical questions
that fuck with everyone’s brain, such as ‘What is the meaning of life?’ and ‘Do
fish ever get thirsty?’.  Also professes
his love for everyone.  

Demyx – The giggly
drunk. Will legit find everything funny and no one understands why he’s
laughing. Loudly informs everyone of how drunk he is every 5 minutes or so. Probably
clumsy af and will knock his drink over multiple times.

Luxord – Takes a
lot to get him drunk because he’s built up a good tolerance. When he is drunk
he’s just gonna be like someone’s drunk dad sleeping in the corner.  Will also constantly tell people he loves
them, even if it’s some complete stranger.

Marluxia – He’s
totally that drunk girl in the club toilets who compliments you on your
dress/makeup/hair.  Probably also very
flirty, he’s on a mission to get laid.

Larxene – The aggressive
drunk. Will probably end up kicking someone’s ass before the night is over.
Drinks as if she doesn’t want to live. RIP her liver.

Roxas – Probably
that quiet drunk who just sits in the corner and randomly bursts into a fit of
giggles every now and then before falling silent again. Also clumsy af and will
spill his drink over himself multiple times.

Xion – The crying
drunk. Will be having a great time and then will suddenly burst into tears.
Ends up passing out pretty quickly. Has the worst hangovers.