Genie’s three (3) rules
Author: maxellera
ι aм тнe мyѕтιcal вeιng ĸnown aѕ вaa-ѕaмa; a ѕмol ѕнeep wнo enjoyѕ lιĸe, вaaιng and peeғιng, нead вυттιng and oтнer тнιngѕ.
“ i’m about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one schlemiel that can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods! “
Hercules (1997)

“Soo… how is life going?”
Me:
we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
if you’re 20+ years old why are you still on tumblr


































