
Marilyn Monroe in costume test for Gentleman Prefer Blondes, 1953
Chef BoyYoAssUgly
Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”
Me:
It’s self care o’clock




I hate English
English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Fuck you
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably