petty-revenge-stories:

I usually head to Walmart during my days off in order to get groceries for the week, or a few snacks for the weekend. So, I grab my cart and head inside for my weekly adventure.

I pick up all of my items, and put them in my cart. Having enough of the Walmart view, I head to the cashier lane and patiently wait for my turn. Once I’m able too, I place my items on the track and stand beside MY CART for my turn to pay.

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blueroseblaze:

Can we all appreciate that Dante still has a rotary phone

Fucking hipster

gar-dev-oir:

dama-dziewanna:

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

starfruitnyc:

it’s so weird not being friends with people that used to be really important to u like u never stop being reminded of them bc their personalities and sense of humor and so many little details about them will always be in ur brain like u could see something in a store and think “they would like that” or watch a video and think “they would think this is funny” or even just the most random shit will make u think of them and it’s such a weird feeling