Salt Levels are too damn high

Here’s a lovely list of shit that pisses me off in Kingdom Hearts~♡ Enjoy~

First and foremost:

ANSEM FUCK YOU

YOU INSUFFERABLE SHIT WOULD YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF ABOUT THE DARKNESS?

ANSEM THE WISE WHY DID YOU LET YOUR CURIOSITY ABOUT OTHER WORLDS AND THE HEART FUCK YOU OVER?

XEHANORT FUCK YOU TOO, YOU OLD ASS MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK TERRA’S BODY

XEMNAS….GO BACK TO TERRA.

VENTUS WAKE THE FUCK UP BOI

WHY WASN’T AQUA SAVED FROM THE DARK WORLD

WHOSE FUCKING BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE THE PHANTOM AQUA, SEPHIROTH, AND THE FUCKING MYSTERIOUS FIGURE BOSS BATTLES DIFFICULT AS FUCK

FAT HEARTLESS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING SHIT

CAN I GO DOWN SOMEWHERE WITHOUT NOBODIES OR HEARTLESS OR UNVERSED OR FUCKING DREAM EATERS TRYING TO FUCKIN KILL ME

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

WHY IS NEARLY HALF OF ORGANIZATION XII NORTED???

WHY IS TIME TRAVEL A THING??

Sephiroth you’re over fucking rated now go fuck off

VANITAS FUCK OFF YOU’RE NOT SONIC WITH YOUR “TOO SLOW”

DARKNESS, I WILL SMITE THEE IF I HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME

FUCKING CASTLE OBLIVION AND THEIR BULLSHIT RULES WITH USING CARDS

STOP MAKING REPLICAS OF RIKU AND VEXEN ITS CREEPY

HEARTLESS JUST FUCK OFF!!!!

Also Hades; Buddy, pal, dude, amigo~ STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH HERCULES AND LEAVE HIM ALONE

HES A GOOD BOI

AND STOP BRINGIN BACK PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD TO DO YOUR SHIT

LIKE ALL OF THEM END UP BETRAYING YOUR ASS IN THE END LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

OH AND MALEFICENT JUST NO. YOU STOP IT. I WILL FUCKIN SMACK THEE.